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A Man was sick and tired of going to work everyday whilst his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went though So He Prayed!
"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies"
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man woke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw some money to pay the power and telephone bills, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid them.
He went shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cats littler box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1pm and he hurried to make the beds, do the washing, Hoover, dust and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and biscuits; got the kids organised to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV whilst he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing salad stuff breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for dinner. After dinner he cleaned the kitchen ran the dish washer, folded the laundry bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9pm he was exhausted and though he had not finished the daily chores he went to bed were he was expected to make love----which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: "Lord I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please oh please trade us back"
The lord replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to how they were. You'll Have to wait 9 months though. You got pregnant last night!!!!!!
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